Hot Chick -_-

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I went out with Adi, Jack and Evelyn one Saturday. We went to this Japanese restaurant called Ikkousha Ramen in Chijmes for lunch. The restaurant provides free eggs for everybody.

So there was this basket of eggs on our table and they are cold. Somebody asked, "Is it raw egg or hard-boiled one?"

I said, "Raw one I think.."

Suddenly Evelyn asked a really surprising question, "HUH! HOW DO YOU GET RAW EGG!?"

I was stunned for a while, then replied, "Uhm ... So you think once the egg comes out from the chicken it is boiled already?"

At the side, Adi replied, "Woah! That must be a really hot chick!"

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Li-Ning Bag -_-

18.7.14

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This happened when we were in China for ALP.

I taobao-ed a Li-Ning bag because I realised that I had been traveling quite a lot in China and I won't want to carry my single-sling bag everywhere I went (one of the shoulders hurt after a while). In any case, the new bag could be use as normal school bag!

So .. Lawrence was being lame and said, "Li-Ning bag .. leaning back .. hahaha .."

zzzzzzz -_-

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1-Dimensional Band -_-

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Danial: "Do you know why is the band 1 dimensional? ...

... because there is only one bassist (basis) ..."

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HAHA This is my class! -_-

HAHA probably only my class people will understand this XD

Multivariable Calculus -_-

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Danial: "Do you know why multi-variable calculus is so hard?

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... because you dx/dy until dz (dizzy) ...."

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Electrophile, Subset, Bird Shit -_-

17.10.13

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Adi forgot that my laptop doesn't have a touch screen and kept touching the screen.

Me: "EH ADI! Stop harrassing my laptop la! Like a paedophile sia .."

Adi: "Ehh what paedophile! This is electrophile la .."

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Danial was talking about tomorrow's Math paper. He suggested submitting a blank piece of paper ...

Danial: "... The answers are not a subset of this paper, so there is no answer .."

Danial: "... Maybe later the paper comes back the teacher write 'Your mark is not a subset of this paper, so there is also no mark for you' ..."

Jack: "Your mark is a trivial solution .."

Math references ........

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Walked past the void deck of the building next to our hostel, saw three birds on the floor. They didn't even move when we approached.

Adi: "Wah they don't even give a shit eh ..."

Pris: "Ohh theyyy gave a shit haha .. Do you geddit do you geddit? They don't give a shit and they gave a shit, literally ..."

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Ninja Hunger Game -_-

5.10.13

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Saturday morning, Clover met up for breakfast. P came late when the rest of us were almost finishing. J asked her if she wants bread and asked her to try his toaster.

P: "Woah this kind of toaster! When it is done, would the toast pop up dramatically?"

J: "Yea! You have to catch it when it pops up. If not it will fall on the table and spread everywhere .."

P: "Wahhh every morning is like a gameee .. If cannot catch then you will starve ...... OOhhhhhh HUNGER GAME!!" *All laughed*

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'Dinggg' The toaster was done. J immediately shouted, "Quick quick quick! Catch it catch it! ... It's still in the air!"

P immediately ran to take the toast.

A said, "Walaoeh J! By asking her to catch the bread is cock enough already, and you have to say 'It's still in the air'!" *All laughed again.

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Ctrl C Ctrl V (Copy and Paste) -_-

3.10.13

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Having HASS writing lab today. First part of the lesson was to read a passage and write down the definition of lyrical novel. Second part was to pick parts from the reading "Border Town" and justify why the parts that we picked were considered lyrical novel. Basically what we had to do for the second part was just to copy some part from the reading. (not a hard task since randomly flipping the pages would give us paragraphs of a lyrical novel)

Chee Howe picked the first paragraph of the first chapter and started copying. 

I said, "Wah choose the shortest one ......." I was copying the second paragraph which was considered rather long (I really intended to copy the whole freaking paragraph but realised that it was just stupid to do so).

Adi said, "Chee How! Why are you even copying, I am so lazy that I don't even bother copying, all I did was two brackets ....."

Chee How replied, "I am not copying, I am pasting ..."

Adi: "........"

Me: " ....... Hmmmm ..... It kinda makes sense ........"

Adi: "That's the worst part about Chee Howe's jokes: They actually make sense ......"

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Physics II - Electric Potential Energy and Electric Potential -_-

1.10.13

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During Physics cohort today, Prof Jia Jia was showing a video of Tesla Coil, in which we could see artificial lightning emitting from the coil. Prof Jia Jia was pronouncing lightning as "light-te-ning" and we heard Danial saying "Woah it's so enlightening .. " Class laughed.

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Class was about Electric Potential. Definition of Electric Potential: Change in Potential Energy per test object in moving this test object (charge qt) from A to B ......

And this is what happened in our class whatsapp group:

And of course there were people who would continue the chain:

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Physics II - Electric Flux and Gauss' Law -_-

24.9.13

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This is what happened during the lesson:

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X-men, You Suck, Diary of a Madman -_-

Date (forgot)

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Danial: "You know what is the person who changed from man to woman called?"

(normal answer: transsexual, etc ..)

Danial: "X-man."

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Terry ordered teh from ITE. Danial clapped on the straw when Terry was away -> the straw split (but not obvious).

On the way back, Terry tried to drink his teh with the same straw. The teh went up the straw halfway and fell back into the cup. He was surprised.

Danial: "OMG Terry, you suck!" Both literally and figuratively ..

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Terry was watching some imba video on his laptop. After the show, he clapped. Danial said, "Wah you are clapping to your laptop, you are falling into insanity .." *Pause* ".. Diary of a Madman!"

("Diary of a Madman" is one of the HASS reading for the week)

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Leveling Up of Jack's Kinky Spell -_-

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20.9.13

Got most of the A Cappella to watch my final match against NTU. On the way back at one-north MRT, Jiale, Jack, Adi and Pris were walking in front, and Hui Shan and I were walking at the back. The front group was talking about something and all I heard was Pris saying "... I need to stay away from Cheng ..." Apparently she said something very guailan and blamed it on my influence :(

I was sad.

Jack extended his arms and said in his usual kinky voice, "Awwwww it's ok, hug hug ..." 

I was stunned ...... and Adi died ......

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Splitting Energy, Real Life Physics Problem -_-

16.8.13

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Jack's birthday is tomorrow, but we celebrated a day earlier. Right after the Physics paper, we brought the cake and sang birthday song. After that, when Jack was cutting the cake, out of nowhere Danial suddenly said, "This is the cake splitting energy.."

The rest of us: "WALAO EH, DANIAL!"

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There was this problem in the Physics paper that morning, something like: 

There is a ball on a cart. On both side of the cart, there are board A and board B. The ball rolled from the right side of the cart to the left side of the cart and collided with board A elastically. Calculate the velocity of the ball and the cart after this first collision ... In the second collision, the ball collided with board B elastically. Calculate the velocity of the ball and the cart after the second collision ..

So after watching Dancetitude 2013, A Cappella was on the train back to hostel. Everyone was damn shagged that day. I was stoning on the seat and apparently Adi and Jack was talking about something. I wasn't listening. Then I suddenly heard Jack saying, "Come Adi! Give me some momentum!"

Both Adi and I were like "huh?". Adi said, "Wah Jack! The way you said it damn kinky sia.."

... Anyway, when the train was going to stop at a station, Adi's shoulder hit me and mine hit Jack's. And Jack started mimicking the ball and moved all the way to the seat at the other end of the seats (was quite late so there wasn't a lot of people on the train, thank god), hit the plastic board, and wanted to move all the way back to hit me.

The whole thing came as a shock and I was like "what the hell are you doing, Jack?". Before Jack managed to make one full cycle of the the scenario ie moving back from the other end and hit me, I quickly stood up and left the system.

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Physics Paper is not Hard, No Unit -_-

15.8.13

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At night, was studying in class for the physics test on the next day. The last topic on rotational kinematics was killing me! :( Then, the taxi driver physics tutor, Teo Tee Hui, came in to the class.

He said, "The paper tomorrow arh -" he waved a piece of paper in his hand "- is very soft arh, not hard ...."

Class: "WHUUUUUUUUUTTTTTT!!!"

He continued giving "tips" on how to prepare for the test, but ... forget it, I gave up studying ..

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The same night, some of the people in class ordered food from Ameen.

Joel asked, "I want I want, can give me one?"

Danial: "Give you one what? You never specified the unit .."

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Delta x is negligible -_-

14.8.13

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Evening studying in class for the math test next day, we had to make a A4 two-sided cheat sheet for the test.

Sifat: "HAhahaha, did yall hear what Danial said?..."

Danial: "I put all the formulas on two separate pieces of paper, one side each. They say the cheat sheet has to be double-sided ma, then I just paste the two papers together lo. If I assume that the delta x (the thickness of the two pieces of paper combined) is negligible, then it is just one piece of paper."

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Queen of H3Arts and Jack's Club, H8 Maths -_-

13.8.13

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Jack's birthday is coming, Clover made use of a blackboard as a platform for conveying the birthday well wishes. We decorated the blackboard with pictures that can be related to Jack like rabbit, xiao bai cai, guitar etc. We wanted to draw his face there too but none of us were skillful enough to draw his face.

Pris told us that Keer took H3 Arts for her A-levels last year, and Adi and I were so amazed! She is a pro! And that was how we decided to ask Keer for help.

Then Pris suddenly said, "Ooooh Queen of Hearts drawing for Jack's Club!"

Adi and I: "Huh? .......... OOHH!"

H3 + Arts = H3Arts = Hearts! Queen of Hearts = Keer and Jack's Club literally means Jack's group of friends. Keer was drawing for his birthday.

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14.8.13

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Was telling Yunen about the H3Arts. Yun En said, "Last time we used to tell other people that we took H8 Maths..."

Adi and I: "Huh why H8?"

Yun En: "Cos' we H8 (hate) Maths.."

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Cow Power Plant -_-

12.8.13

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Jack and Adi: "Pris, we really need to burn you eh. You are forever high, have unlimited energy eh. We have to burn you bit by bit, can never finish one."

Howard: "Oh no no, use the wheel, put Pris onto it and run. Squirrel wheel."

Me: "Why squirrel?"

Howard: "Huh you don't know meh? Pris is squirrel what."

Pris: "OH oh put a cow on it -" (Pris is cow also) "- then it will be moooooooooo-ving..." *laugh*

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Shuttlecock, Heavenly Love and, Fleshly Desire -_-

11.8.13

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Jack, Adi and I were watching badminton on Youtube. Lee Chong Wei VS some dude.

LCW played a damn nice shot and Jack said, "Wah, the shuttlecock like listen to him sia!"

Adi said, "Go there bitch! Eh no... go there cock!" *laugh*

Jack: "Good one.."

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My class was discussing HASS the night before HASS finals. Was talking about the part where God wanted to destroy Sodom and Gomorrah in Genesis.

So we were discussing on the part where the people from Sodom wanted to have sex with the two angels who were sent by God, and suddenly Brian said, "omg have sex with the angels, heavenly love, literally hahaha."

Heavenly love, a reference from another text "the Symposium".

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Still discussing HASS. This time about Francesca and Paolo from "the Divine Comedy". Francesca and Paolo was sent to the second circle of Hell called Lust due to adultery. Their punishment was to be torn apart by wind for eternity.

At this point, Brian started laughing, "haha blown by the wind non stop...." Can see that he linked sex and the punishment together...

Hui Shan texted me: "This is really a symposium.."

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Rate-determining Step -_-

8.8.13

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Brought Guangyu and her friend to Jurong Point, Malaysia Boleh! for dinner. Jio-ed Adi and Jack for the dinner too but they were f**king late. Guangyu and her friend needed to leave early because they had curfew. But before they left, AJ came.

I said, "Yall can go get food first, I bring my friends to the MRT."

But Guangyu and her friend hadn't finished drinking the tea and so Adi said, "It's ok la, we can wait for your friends to leave first."

Me, "ok lo."

After a while, I said again, "I really think that yall should go get food first."

Adi said, "Eh Cheng, your friends are the rate-determining step leh!"

I stared at him, then lowered my head and continued having my cendol..

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Torque and Moment -_-

7.8.13

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We went to NUH for supper. Halfway through the supper, I started to make the brrbrrbbrr sound. Adi couldn't stand that and crushed the can in his hand. I happened to be drinking the chrysanthemum tea, so I told Adi, "try to crush this, it's harder."

He tried but failed. Yong Siang who was sitting beside me wanted to try, then Pris said, "It is good that you didn't manage to crush it. If you managed to crush it, that means you didn't climb enough." They had climbing training that evening.

Yong Siang said, "Eh that's not fair, strength is proportional to weight.." He is one massive guy and he was holding the can which was already slightly dented.

Out of nowhere, I suddenly said, "Wah sian, I kena influenced by all of you sia, explain everything using physics."

Yong Siang said, "No no no, where got physics, there is no torque..."

Pris suddenly said, "Oh oh wait.. what are yall torque-ing about!" *LAUGH*

Yong Siang replied, "Woah Pris, give me a moment to think about it.." *laugh again*

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